Will and Guy have an old friend named Dave Barker who lives in Portsmouth, Hampshire.  In recent years Dave has turned his hand to driving buses. One Friday an inebriated man got on Dave’s double-decker bus and sat in the bottom deck close to Dave.  Now, Dave is not meant to allow drunks onto his bus but he had a good heart and let the man stay on. The man started rambling on and on, so Dave suggested he should sit upstairs. ‘The air is cleaner up there and you’ll get a much better view.’ The man agreed, but returned a few minutes later. ‘What’s wrong?’ Dave asked. ‘Don’t you like it better up there?’ ‘It’s fine’, the drunk said. ‘But it’s too dangerous: There’s no driver’.

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     I was in a pet store picking up some pet food for my dog when I overheard the following conversation. A cute girl peaks over the counter and politely asks the sales representative. “I’m interested in buying a rabbit.” “Oh sure we’ve got lots of rabbits” gushed the motherly sales representative. “Do you have any specific color in mind? We’ve got some adorable white Bunnies down this isle” the lady exclaimed.

“Oh” said the cute girl with a wave of her hand, “I really don’t think my boa constrictor would care.