Q: What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
A: Get out of the way.
Q: Why was Cinderella such a bad player?
A: Her coach was a pumpkin.
Q: Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
A: They’re always dribbling.
Q: Why did the coach let the elephant play basketball?
A: He had already broken the bench.
Q: Why did the basketball visit the bank?
A: Because his checks were bouncing.
Q: What’s the difference between an elephant and a basketball?
A: One is round and charges through nets and the other is a basketball.
Q: Why can’t you play basketball in the jungle?
A: Because of the cheetahs