Basketball Gallery of Jokes (hardy…har…har)

Q: What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?

A: Get out of the way.

Q: Why was Cinderella such a bad player?

A: Her coach was a pumpkin.

Q: Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

A: They’re always dribbling.

Q: Why did the coach let the elephant play basketball?

A: He had already broken the bench.

Q: Why did the basketball visit the bank?

A: Because his checks were bouncing.

Q: What’s the difference between an elephant and a basketball?

A: One is round and charges through nets and the other is a basketball.

Q: Why can’t you play basketball in the jungle?

A: Because of the cheetahs