“COOL FACTS”
– Coffins used for cremation are usually made with plastic handles.
– “Almost” is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
– Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
– Cockroaches can live several weeks with their heads cut off.
– It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. I dare you, give it a try!
– A Ten Gallon Hat will only hold 3/4 of a Gallon.
– Of all the words in the English language, the word “SET” has the most definitions.
– It is against the law to burp, or sneeze inside a church in Nebraska.
– In 1386 a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child.
– Earth is the only planet not named after a god.
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Q: What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
A: “We’re gonna have a BB!”
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A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re cute!” Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of “beautiful,” it was “cute.” She asked, “What happened to ‘beautiful’?” His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”
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A man working with an electric saw accidentally cuts off all of his fingers. At the emergency room, his doctor says, “Give me the fingers, and I’ll see what I can do.”
The injured man replies, “But I don’t have the fingers!”
“Why didn’t you bring them?” the doctor asks.
The injured man responds, “Doc, I couldn’t pick them up.”