December JOKE of the Month

   Three men passed away on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates with his book OPEN.

“In honor of this Holy season,” Saint Peter said, “Each one of you must possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”
The first man fumbled through his white pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It represents a candle,” “You may pass through the pearly gates,” Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his white pocket and pulled out a set of keys.


He shook them and said, “They’re bells Saint Peter.” Saint Peter looked at him and said, “You sir may pass through the pearly gates. Bless you my son.”

The third man started searching desperately through his white pockets and finally he found something and pulled it out. It was a pair of women’s glasses.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do those symbolize?”

The man replied, “They are Carol’s.”