“I take Aspirin for the headache caused by the Zyrtec I take for the hayfever I got from taking Relenza for theuneasy stomach from the Ritalin I take for the short attention span caused by the Scopoderm TTS I take for the motion sickness I got from the Lomotil which I take for the diarrhea caused by the Zenikal I’m on for theuncontrolled weight gain from the Paxil I take for theanxiety from the Zocor I take for my high cholesterol…because exercise, […]