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   “Farmer’s Names”

George, the farmer, had so many children that he ran out of names.  So he started calling his kids after something around his farm.

It was the first day of September and the first day the children had gone to their new school.  The teacher greeted the children and asked each child their name.  When he got to one of the farmer George’s sons, the boy replied, ‘Wagon Wheel.’

The teacher said, ‘I need your real name boy, to which the lad replied, ‘It’s Wagon Wheel, sir….Really.’

The teacher, rather annoyed rejoined, ‘All right young man, take yourself right down to the Principal’s office this minute.’

The youngster pushed himself out of his chair, turned to his sister and said, ‘C’mon, ‘Chicken Feed’, he ain’t gonna believe you, either.

 

 

A visitor from Hollandwas chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.
“Our flag symbolizes our taxes,” he said. “We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them.”
“That’s the same with us,” the American said, “only we see stars, too.”

 

   Hugh came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him.
   “What’s the story this time. Hugh?” he asked sarcastically. “Let’s hear a good excuse for a change.”
   Hugh sighed and said, “Everything went wrong this morning. The wife decided to drive me to the harbour. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the ferry didn’t turn up. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river, ran over the mountain, borrowed a bicycle and cycled the 20 miles through the glen to this office.”
   “You’ll have to do better than that. Hugh,” replied the boss, disappointed.    

   “No woman can be ready in ten minutes.”