*Always wear socks
*Never let anyone take over your dreams
*Don’t eat yellow snow (and if you find something
brown on the ground, it’s probably not chocolate)
*When people are nice to you, be nice back. It’s
like someone giving you a present and you giving one back.
*Life will be a lot easier if you mind your own business
*Never try to ride a shopping cart down a hill
*Don’t be mouthy to your parents
*Pie makes everything better
*Go outside and do something with your life
*Keep calm; life goes on
*Mountains will crumble, oceans will freeze over,
and whole cities will be destroyed if you are late
for math class
*Never take a good friend for granted
*Never leave the empty milk carton in the fridge
*If you ever love two people, go with the second
one because if you really loved the first one, you
wouldn’t have fallen in love again
*You don’t need to use three sheets of toilet paper
just because it’s etiquette or fancy; use what gets
the job done (that also applies to relationships
and life choices… but mostly toilet paper)